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The Diet Monologues by Monica Bauer

#2005-0002

ISBN #1-933159-06-5

Cast Requirements:

In order of appearance...

bulletLACEY STEWART
bulletJACKIE PARR
bulletREV. DELPHINA NASAL
bulletMARY ELIZABETH O'BRIEN
bulletSTEVE LEWANDOWSKI
bulletTERRY
bulletLISA PARENTE
bulletESTELLE LEVINE
bulletSISTER ROSE
bulletLINDA STEWART

This production can be performed with or without an intermission.

Plot Summary

This is a comedy about self-esteem and the roadblocks in the way of self-esteem faced by "people of weight" in American society.

The format is very simple: the play begins with a monologue by Lacey Stewart, a sixteen-year-old mall rat whose best friend has a weight problem. When Lacey takes a terribly insensitive approach to "helping" her friend, she finds herself with a new "best enemy", who is spamming her email inbox with diet ads! Lacey asks her mother for advice, and her mother sends her on a trip through the many faces of life as an overweight person in America. Lacey is sent out to interview an interesting variety of folks Lacey’s mother has met through Weight Watchers.

There are monologues about anorexia, sex, gyms, the ins and out of Atkins, and what real nutritionists would love to say to both the Diet Industry and the Fast Food Industry. There are a wide variety of perspectives here: Jews, Protestants, Catholics, some who have accepted their weight and some who struggle against it. All of it funny, and all of it resonating with the ring of truth.

The last monologue belongs to Lacey’s mother, who ties the whole show together, ending with a glorious celebration of life at any weight.

Costume Plot

bulletLACEY STEWART: 16-year-old, fashionable mall rat
bulletJACKIE PARR: Night club performance clothes, low-cut top
bulletREV. DELPHINA NASAL: A preaching robe
bulletMARY ELIZABETH O'BRIEN: Apron or jacket that advertises a grocery chain
bulletSTEVE LEWANDOWSKI: Construction worker's hard hat, work clothes
bulletTERRY: A Coach's jacket, sweat clothes
bulletLISA PARENTA: A flamboyant and sexy outfit
bulletESTELLE LEVINE: A well-dressed retiree
bulletSISTER ROSE: Modern nun's clothes and a medical white coat,
bulletLINDA STEWART: A suburban Mom, dressed to allow free movement for dancing.

Props List

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A tool box (Steve Lewandowski)

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A football or basketball (Terry)

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A pointer and presentation board with pages that can be flipped over to illustrate each topic of her Nutrition 101 lecture (Sister Rose)

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Monica Bauer is an award winning playwright, composer, and performer. A graduate of Brown and Yale, she is currently in the Graduate Playwriting Program at Boston University, where she studies with Kate Snodgrass. She has also studied with Craig Lucas as part of the Pataphysics seminars at The Flea Theater in New York City.  Monica is member of the Dramatist’s Guild, and ASCAP

PRODUCTIONS
FULL LENGTH WORK

bulletRetreat, an Equity Showcase Production at the New York Stageworks, NYC
bulletI Count On You, performed in the Colorado Women Playwrights Festival
bulletThe Diet Monologues has been performed in Denver, Providence, Cambridge, and Boston

SHORT PLAYS

bulletThe Most Important Thing, the Boston Theater Marathon
bulletThe Klezmer Cowboy, Hovey Summer Shorts Festival
bulletTwo Monologues, The Breast Pride Movement, and How I Got Kicked Out of School, performed as part of Women for Women at the HERE Arts Center, NYC

STAGED READINGS

bulletThe Cold War is Over, full-length play, Colorado Dramatists, Denver, Colorado
bulletTwo Men Walked Into a Bar, one act play, Arlington (Mass.) Center for the Arts New Theatre Works Series
bulletReal Estate, one act play, Kennedy Center Region I American College Theater Festival, Providence, R.I.

AWARDS

bulletColorado Women Playwrights Festival, 2001
bulletFinalist, one act play, 2005 Kennedy Center Region I American College Theater Festival

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