| Philosophical Differences
by Robert A. Eiland
#2005-0015
ISBN #1-933159-19-7
If you like this play, have you seen Eiland's Super Cooper?

Cast Requirements:
 | SAM KLEIN: 40-something Jewish poet and intellectual who is a
retired publisher / entrepreneur, and is self-analytical and critical to a fault |
 | JACKIE HUMPHREY: Attractive 30-something advertising executive,
smart, usually gentle, sincere, loyal, can tend to drink a little much sometimes, but not
an alcoholic |
 | TERI MORELLI: 30-something, attractive, earthy, sexy, playful,
impulsive with a major wild side and a temper |
 | RUTHIE MEYERS: 30-something Jewish doctor and ex-wife to Sam,
smart, reasonably worldly-wise, warm and a little lacking in self-confidence |
 | KIM PORTER: Experienced, extroverted psychic who completely trusts
in her visions and intuitions, feels a calling to help people, and enjoys convincing
non-believers |
 | MRS. ALICE HUMPHREY: Matronly, old-fashioned, status-conscious
mother of Jackie obsessed with her toy poodle Toto and focused on doing right by her dying
husband |
 | MR. RALPH HUMPHREY: Conservative, devoutly Catholic, intolerant,
loving father to Jackie and husband to Alice |
 | DICKIE DUNWAT / PETIE DUNWAT: Wacky twins always happy to shake a
hand and be center of attention |
 | NURSE JANE: Has that world-weary, nothing-phases-me,
howsabout-a-few-laughs-to-pass-the-time thing going |
 | WAITRESS: Loves to eavesdrop and tries, not quite successfully, to
be cool about it |
 | LION: Party-starter dancer at Cool Cats who likes to flaunt being
gay |
 | ANDROCLES: Lions partner who quietly digs Lions
flaunting |
 | COOL CATS DANCERS: Out for a good time |
 | TIME DANCER(S): In charge of the scene change signs, conveying the
lyrical dance of time |

Synopsis
It may be a long off-season for poet Sam Klein. He just can't seem to
hit Fate's change-ups, and now he's whiffed in the game of marriage -- again. Third
divorce. The good news? At a chance meeting in a shrink's office, a psychic senses that
Sam and the lovely young woman in the next seat have loved and lost each other countless
times over myriad lifetimes. Jackie's her name. Sure enough some months later, Sam and
Jackie meet again -- for the first time they think. Soon he's in love anew. And we know
love is grand! But -- wouldn't you know it -- she's involved with someone. Teri's her
name. Figures. But down is not out. Sam and Jackie become fast friends, and discover they
both have desperately wanted to parent a child. Tick tick tick, says the
biological clock. What follows are angst, laughs, poetry and complications.

The Setting
Time and timelessness. Those are the themes of the set decor. Misty
colors fading into shadows, soft whirlwinds of clouds, suggestions of clocks, of
ghosts.... The play is to be played on a virtually open stage, with the minimum necessary
furniture moved in or out as each scene requires. An easel is set at one downstage corner
on which signs will indicate the settings. The Time Dancer(s) pirouette(s) on stage as
scenes are transitioning to make visible the appropriate sign. The opening sign says
simply, PHILOSOPHICAL DIFFERENCES.

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Author Biography
Philosophical Differences was
Bobs second Honorable Mention for a script in the Writers Digest competition, along
with Enemy Within. It was also selected as part of Stageloft Repertory Theaters New
Plays Festival and produced there in 1997. Other plays he has written include Super
Cooper; All For One; The Lunatic, The Lover and the Poet and a variety of one-acts. His
works in progress include Star Bright and Empty Sky. As a director, Bob has helmed The
Miracle Worker twice, at Arlington Friends of the Drama and at the theater group he
founded in Medfield, MA, The Gazebo Players. Other directorial efforts have included The
Night of the Iguana, Murder Has Been Arranged, The Cocktail Hour, The Most Dangerous Woman
(written by his late father Ted Eiland, published and produced Off-Broadway) and the
childrens version of Androcles and the Lion.As an actor in both repertory and
community theater, Bob has performed as Charly in Flowers For Algernon, John Proctor in
The Crucible, Ford in Shakespeares The Merry Wives of Windsor, Duke Orsino in
Twelfth Night, Biff in Death of a Salesman, Mortimer in Arsenic and Old Lace, Dogberry in
Much Ado About Nothing, Zach in A Chorus Line, Applegate the Devil in Damn Yankees, Jud in
Oklahoma, Bill Sikes in Oliver, and both Dick Christie and Bogart in different productions
of Play It Again Sam. He played John Hammond, P.I., based on Humphrey Bogarts Sam
Spade, in Big City Blues, a United Way film, and has acted in several independent films
produced and directed by Michael Legge. Bob lives with his wife Sharlotte,
daughter Thea and son Charlie in Harvard, and runs an executive search business focusing on high tech executives
and top software engineering talent. His business website is www.egselite.com, where there will soon be a link for
his playwriting and personal home page.
8/2/07:
JAC
Playwright Robert Eiland Featured in the Harvard Post |