Time Was
by Michael Legge
#2008-0006 ISBN #1-60513-009-5
(See also Michael Legge's comedy Shake-A-Spear!
and The Fabulous Imbecile)

Cast Requirements:
 | GIMMICKS:
“Other”-worldly narrators |
 | RON SLUG:
A middle-aged man, currently out of work and not happy about it. |
 | DINA SLUG:
Ron’s wife. Pretty much supporting the family by working at Monster
Mart. Excitable, but adds a reasonable balance to Ron’s outbursts. |
 | CHRISTIANA:
The Slug’s daughter. A goth-type 20-something. Kicked out of college.
Aimless in life. She gets excited by the weird happenings in their home. |
 | KURT:
The Slug’s son. A nerdy slacker, big on loony conspiracy theories. |
 | NANCY:
Dina’s sister. A middle-aged physics teacher at the local college. She
seems sweet and reasonable, but as time goes on, we see an opportunist
at work. |
 | LAINE EDWARDS:
A tv psychic. Calm, controlled—not at all flamboyant parapsychologist. |
 | ABE:
The father of the “other” family. Somewhat crude, grumpy. Completely
bewildered with the situation. |
 | MARION:
Abe’s wife. A sedate housewife type. Seems timid but starts to show some
backbone with the situation. |
 | JANIS:
Abe and Marion’s daughter. Scared of whatever is going on. |
 | JERRY:
Abe and Marion’s son. More petulant and nervier than his sister. |

The Setting
The living room of the Slug Family.

Plot Summary
Ron Slug, an unemployed husband with a wife
and two kids, brings home a dented satellite television dish, which he got
on discount along with four months of free service. Once he puts the dish on
the roof, odd things start to happen. People appear and disappear in the
house. Initially, Ron is the only one who sees them. Eventually, the kids
see and speak to other kids. Ron’s wife, Dina, calls in her sister
Nancy, a physics teacher, to talk to Ron privately. Nancy brings along her
friend, a parapsychologist named Laine Edwards, who is called in to see if
the house is infested with spirits. At this point, things go completely
haywire as another family from a different time period appear to claim that
the house is theirs. Time Was is a sci-fi comedy for our time...or any
time. |
Online purchases are for single script purchases only
and include $3 S&H. For more than one script or a script package, please call us
at (781) 272-2066
 |
| Author Biography
As he says himself, Michael Legge has
been a filmmaker, playwright, actor and director for "too many years." He
is the Artistic Director of the Medway (MA) Players and prides his group on the fact that
they prefer to stage unpublished works and new plays. When he can't do that, he
searches for old, obscure plays that no one else does. Shake-A-Spear is his
first published play. His previous plays include Shake A Spear, and Memoirs
of a Gorilla. Legge is also the head of his own production company, Sideshow
Cinema, which has been producing no budget feature length comedies for 20 years. His
movies, Honey Glaze, Braindrainer, Loons and Cutthroats are all
available on DVD and can be easily found online. His newest movie, Democrazy,
was released in January'05.
Michael has no plans to "grow up" anytime soon.
|