Set in a small bed and breakfast in the English country side, owned by Mr. & Mrs. Krandle. A wealthy Englishman has rented out the Inn to bring his family together to discuss his final will and testament. The beneficiaries arrive one by one prepared to find out what they stand to gain. One small problem crops up; Richard is murdered in his room, and everyone has a motive. The local detective, Inspector Fox arrives, but is convinced that the murder can only be the work of a roving team of ninjas. At this point, a member of the audience has had enough and decides to interject, wrenching the play off the tracks. He is dragged on stage and forced to play the role of the detective, the fourth wall is shattered, characters are irretrievably broken, and the mad dash to bring the show to a conclusion is on.

Setting

The interior of a small bed and breakfast in the English country side. There is an entrance from the outside, a door to the kitchen, and a door to the study. Up stage there is a doorway with stairs leading up and offstage. A large grandfather clock is on the upstage wall near the front door. A large cabinet is upstage left of the stairs. Downstage is a small couch and some chairs around a table. There is a bar downstage of the front door.